What porn star are *you*?

Supposedly another favorite "guy pastime" is to brainstorm really hard and match a gal up with an adult movie actress. (I suppose the superwoman they built previously out of spare boobs and buns short-circuited and went on a killing spree!)

My secret has now been uncovered--two different men in my life have identified me. My alter ego, I'm told, is a porno queen by the name of April Summers=========>

Yeah right. Maybe after a few adjustments--first, let's put her on a diet of lasagna, Krispy Kremes and Javachip Frappuccinos for about eight weeks, with some strenuous sex thrown in just to keep her somewhat toned. Then a trip to Dr. 90210, because, let's face it, she ain't packing what I am up top.

Hair and face are somewhat the same, and I can see the basis for comparison, but I think she is much prettier than I am in that regard and that is the one thing I would change about myself.

I wonder if she enjoys the things I do--such as cowgirl and 69? I do feel sorry for what she is missing out on--a throbbing member nestled between her boobs which is also another of my faves. *giggle*