I've never...

I've redone this--not just putting the true items in bold, but rather elaborating!

I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex. False--kissing is the window to everything else!
I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex. False--it's like a jolt of electricity running through one's body. Completely different than a kiss with a man...
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex. If I were to say this out loud, it would be immediately followed by the sound of everyone spitting their coffee out!
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex. False. Several times, but not for three years now. Of course you can read a slice of the last time I did...
I’ve Never Had A Three-Some. False--I have had me and two men, and a two girls and a guy combo. I would love to do an all-girl.
I’ve Never Been In Love. False--every woman should have been in love at least once by the time she is 30!
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Public Place. False--I love car sex, and usually that would qualify as a public place. *giggle* If not, then I've done it on the beach and in parks.
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse. True. Because we covered threesomes above, I'm operating under the assumption that this statement refers to four or more participants. One of my fantasies is to go to a hotel room where a large group of men is waiting to use me every which way--and one female tongue on my clit!
I’ve Never Been Spanked. Puh-leeze! I have hand prints on my cheeks right *now*.
I’ve Never Been Tied Up. False--I get into certain moods where I like it. Other times, a simple "don't you fucking move, slut" does the trick just fine!
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone. True. Although I am rather flirty and have a very naughty imagination, I don't usually actually jump into anything that serious without consideration. I've made the right decisions and don't find the need to second-guess myself!
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger. Well--now, *that* I've jumped into from time to time!
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date. False. As a favor to a friend I did.
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor. False--I mentioned Tina, who is a teacher, elsewhere in my blog. Granted, she is not *my* teacher per se--but I've had many a fantasy about what it would be like if she were!
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker. False. At a part-time job when I was 18. Other than that I have been very good at resisting the temptation to mix business with pleasure!
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office. False. My husband, on the couch in my boss' office one night when I worked late.
I’ve Never Been Married. Of course I have!
I’ve Never Been Divorced. True--came close maybe a few times! Nothing which a little compromise, and some wicked make-up sex couldn't fix!
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week. False--but not for a long time!
I’ve Never Posed Nude. True. Online, I opt for creativity as opposed to "here they are!" Even when I have taken and shared pics--and we have to be really close--I like to leave something to the imagination. I am content with what I see when I look in the mirror after climbing out of the shower--but even in the bedroom I still prefer a little something such as a revealing nightie, chemise or even if it's just a pair of platforms to rest on his shoulders!
I've Never Watched Porn. False--Gawwwwd I'm an addict!
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them. False. Hey, whatever works!
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner. Scars--no. Lash marks, bruises, red handprints on my ass...
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party. False--it's been fifteen years though!
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room. False--it is fun, especially when you know that people outside the dressing room are probably aware of what's going on. (Hey, I'm never going to see them again anyway!)
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone. False. Last time was when I was staying at a hotel in San Diego, and hubby urged me to go to the window and show some college students what I've got!
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online. False--a few times I have. I'm not presently taking applications on this! By agreement with my husband, I keep the online stuff online.
I've Never Cheated On My Significant Other. I have to change this one to False. Although it was before we married, I kept him completely in the dark regarding my affair with another woman. It fits the definition of cheating regardless of gender and regardless of legal union.
I've Never Masturbated. Now I'm spitting *my* coffee out.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself. Not today--unless my shower massager counts.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else. False--I am very skilled with a vibe!
I've Never Danced On A Table Or Bar. True. I don't dance all that well!
I've Never Strip-Teased For Anyone. False. Smooth jazz plus candles plus strip tease equals a very lovely evening!
I've Never Received A Rim Job. Yuck.
I've Never Given A Rim Job. Double yuck.
I've Never Received A Hand Job. False--I've of course been fingered many times! It's ok when accompanied by a skilled tongue, but my preference is for toys or a hard cock!
I've Never Given A Hand Job. False--see my recipe!
I've Never Had Sex In A Hammock. I haven't, but it certainly could be interesting!
I've Never Performed Oral Sex. We're beyond spitting out coffee--everyone is keeping their distance in anticipation of the lightning!
I've Never Received Oral Sex. False--I keep myself shaved bare and tasting delectable. I love a tongue on me!
I've Never Had Anal Sex. False. I've never had it with a real cock, but have had a woman doing me that way with a toy. I've also had a toy there with my man in my pussy...
I've Never Had Sex involving a strapon. True--if I am with a woman, there is so much more which I can be doing to her and vice versa! If I have a taste for this I'll just go find a real dick!
I've Never Given/Received A Golden Shower. True. I do bring it up if I'm in a chatroom and being pestered by someone who really isn't doing it for me, but can't get the hint!
I've Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else. False. Don't tell though, ok?
I've Never Had A Sex Dream. False--I had a nice one last week! I can't remember what it was about, but hubby says I was masturbating in my sleep...
I've Never Had An Orgasm By Myself. FALSE!!!!! I am very good at it!
I've Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else. False--it doesn't take much to get me off, for anyone with a rudimentary sense of what they are doing!
I've Never Had Phone Sex. False--I have had some very erotic experiences on the phone! I don't so much anymore--being married has settled me down just a tad!
I've Never Had Cyber Sex. False. I've had lots of it!
I've Never Role-Played. False--I love finding ways to be creative with a lover. The brain is the largest sexual organ, and I believe this! My most naughty roleplay was a blonde hitchhiker who got picked up by two men!
I've Never Played Strip Poker. False--I have done this a time or two! I also played Strip Literati a few times when I ran my Literati (Scrabble) league!